There was someone in the past week looking for ferreted christmas carols.
Here's one from my husband:
 
"Ferretone" sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
 
Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone all day,
Oh, what fun it is to hide my Mommy's keys away!  Hey!
 
Dashing 'round the room, in the dark of night,
Oh, what fun it is to give the pup-py dog a bite!  Ow!
 
Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone all day,
Oh, what fun it is to drag my Daddy's shoes away!  Hey!
 
Bells on big tree ring, giving Dad a fright,
Oh, what fun it is to dig the potted plants tonight!  Hey!
 
Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone, Fer-re-tone all day,
Oh, what fun it is to hear my Mommy holler, "Hey!"
 
-kim, squirt (zzzz...), pippi (raisin - my secret 'sin!),
 atlas (wuh? wuzzup?), jinx (kiss-da-kiss), and rosie (the
 tiny tornado torpedo)
 
Kimberly Burkard     |             _    Everything I needed to know in life,
Eastman Kodak Company|      _____C .._. I learned from my ferret:
Rochester, New York  | ____/     \___/  Frolic and dance for joy often, have
[log in to unmask]    |<____/\_---\_\    no fear or worries, and enjoy life.
[Posted in FML issue 2881]