the worst bite i've ever gotten was from my new furbaby, angie.  she is
the sweetest little baby now!  but when we first got her, slinky attacked
her.  now i am no stranger to those sharp little teeth, so i rushed over
the barrier to separate them.  slinky had angie by the neck, so i stuck
my fingers in her mouth to make her let go, and she did.  and angie swung
around, aiming for slinky, and locked her teeth on my finger.  she bit
through my nail, and i have a matching ring of tooth scars all around my
finger.  she's never bitten anyone since then!
[Posted in FML issue 5017]