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David Doyle <[log in to unmask]
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Sat, 24 May 1997 00:55:06 -0700
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  "No," The second man said.  "I am feeling fine.  I'll be right back, I'm
going to grab some donuts and another soda from the fridge in back."
  "Sure,"  The first man agreed.  "Get me some donuts too."
  "Here you go," The second pilot said to the first as he returned with
donuts.  "Hey!  What the heck!?"  He yelled as a donut suddenly flew from
his hand and bounced off the first pilot's head.  Tony snickered to himself
as he witnessed his practical joke in progress!
  "What did you do that for?" The first man fumed.
  "I didn't do it!"  The second man replied.  "And I heard that laughing
again too!"
  "Man," The first man said.  "You need to have your head examined."
  "Tee hee hee," Tony giggled.
 
Meanwhile, in the back of the plane, the other ferrets were wondering what
was going on in the cockpit
  "Man," Rosie said.  "It sounds like Tony is up to his tricks up there!"
  "Yeah," Shiva replied.  "He is a little joker, that Tony Macaroni!"
  "Hey," Came a voice next to them.  "We are flying over some trees now!"
  "Tony?" Maxie asked, looking around.
  "Yeah, it's me!"  Tony answered.
  "Okay," Rosie declared.  "Move out!  Let's open the door and jump!"
  "This sure is scary to me!"  Sammi stated, as she helped the others turn
the latch to the door and wind rushed in, blowing them back a few feet.
  "Okay," Rosie said.  "Everyone hold hands=85 On the count of three we=
 jump!"
  "All right!"  Tony said, holding onto Cleo with his invisible hand.
  "One, two, three!" Rosie shouted and they all leapt out of the open hatch
at once and were airborne!  They held onto each other very tightly and soon
were flying towards the earth at a tremendous speed.
  "Wow!" Sammi exclaimed.  "We're flying like birds!"
  "Yipppeeee!!!!" The ferrets shouted as they traveled through the air with
the greatest of ease.
  "Um, Rosie?" Shiva asked. "Didn't we forget something?"
  "Like what?" Rosie replied.
  "Like a parachute?!?!" Shiva shouted back.
  "Oops," Rosie said, with a concerned look on her face.
 
                  (to be continued...)
[Posted in FML issue 1946]

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