Aye, tis Clan McFarlane's glorious moment!  Tha Lady Isabeau wrote such a
beautiful note that we couldna wait for McFarlane's lantern to hang in
the sky, especially since we learned of her daring escape ideas!  She got
Krackin McKrackin more than tipsy on his raisin mead, then proceeded to
bite his arse to make him move!  So we all rode the Sasenach cats and
rescued her!  Tis dancin' the highland fling wi us now she is, and we be
watchin' the hills and vales for the warrin' Clan McKrackin, especially
since we heard tha Krackin McKrackin will be holdin' court tomorrow ta
see what he wants to do here.
 
Twas seen that we may have Campbell Clan Ferret relatives in the
highlands of Richmond, Virginia!  Aye, gather to us lads and lassies,
tis yer help to guard the Fair Isabeau we request.
 
Clan McFarlane Ferrets, aka The Crew of Merry Mayhem
 
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and =
 taste good with ketchup"
"Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have"
[Posted in FML issue 3965]