Here are Smokey's answers:
 
1. Something a ferret likes to chew on:
   What is mommy's robe?
 
2. In the corner.
   Where are special presents for mom?
 
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   What does not belong in the drawer that I like to lay in when I get
   in mommys room?
 
4. The Human Foot.
   What I can get under and make mommy and daddy war dance?
 
5. The Death Stare!
   What do I do when I want mommy to give me raisins?
 
6. The Oracle.
   Who is the spooky lady with the depends and hair balls?
 
7. "No, that's mine!"
   What do I tell Snickers and Sassy when they touch something?
 
8. Under the couch.
   What is the best place to run and hide?
 
9. "Because I can!"
    Why do I like to escape out of my room?
 
10. The Wall.
    What is the only thing I can't climb?
 
Just remember I am the cutest and the smartest and the highest jumper and
the only one that finds the way out of the room.
 
Smokey from the Ferret_R_Gang
[Posted in FML issue 4043]