Hello,
Ferret unionists here.
Our first literacy lesson toiight had our interest well-peaked.
 
For our first lesson we had an article, which we learn can mean things, but
it's spelt the same way.  (Kinda like our own mother tounge.  hiss-hiss, or
dook, dook, can mean I'm Happy, Oh joy!, Oh bliss!, I've reached nervana!  ,
Boy this is too much excitment!  or God!  attacking this pollow is so
liberating to the spirit I must do it again, but after I dance!  etc.)
 
Anyways, we learned htat there is a ferret food is coated with
peanuts... Here's how the conversation went"
"Blah blah raisin coated-"
"what?! Did you say raisin coated?"
"yes."
"You mean there's raisin caoted food out there?"
" Yep."
"Why don't we have any?"
"because we're in Canada and they are in the USA"
"But if he can raisin coat his food, can't everyone."
"Well yes, if they learn how."
"How can you learn how?"
"Well, by reading books-"
"Hey you can read!
"Yeah, but-"
"So you can make our food raisin coated!"
"Well, it's not so simple you see-"
"wait if you can coat it with raisin juice than can't you soak it
with raisin juice?"
"But that isn't healthy"
'Healthy? Living life to it's fullest pleasures isn't healthy?"
"You need a balanced diet"
"Okay before you go on a tangent about nutrition, we have to make up
a new ferret demand list"
 
1) All food shall be raisin soaked
2) Any references to health shall be ignored.
3) We want the address of the man who gives our food raisin flavour.
4) We want large quantities of matza, cheerios, raisins, and other
food groups to be added to our balanced diet. THank you.
[Posted in FML issue 1142]