The Ferritopia Water Park, consisting of two large heavy bowls of water --
half filled with water, ice cubes, and plastic balls--is temporarily
closed, due to recent flooding.
 
We thank you for the generous liquidity of your donations by the front
door.  We ask now for your patience.  No further offerings are desired
at this time.
 
We hope to replace the slip and fall in the dark ride and the wet bottom
contest.
 
Doo notice will be given when the park reopens.
Pay attention to your corner newspapers.
 
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 3121]