And for all the sentimental owners of obese ferrets...here's a carol for
you:
 
"Have a Roly Poly Ferret"
-adapted from "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" by Stephanie Daniels
 
Have a roly, poly ferret
It's the best kind that I hear
I don't know if he'll move slow,
or have a hefty rear.
Have a roly, poly ferret;
And when you walk down the street
Say don't stare to friends who dare
and everyone you meet.
 
Oh, no, the ferretone
right where he can see;
Somebody waits for you;
licks it and wants more please!
Have a roly poly Ferret,
and in case you just don't care,
Oh by golly, have a roly,
poly ferret with flair.
[Posted in FML issue 2790]