Thanks to everyone who wrote me about my flying Purple People Eater
post :-) Good to know I'm not the only one dancing with fuzzies!(Actually
I think we had this topic at least once before? But IMHO it's well doing
again <G>) So, just to further break the ice, I shall now totally embarass
myself and include a few more samples of our songs... :-)
To the tune of Schoolhouse Rock's "Interplanet Janet" (one verse of many:)
Supersonic Onyx
She's a ferrety girl
a dark sable sprite
who does the thunder-whirl!
She travels 'round the house
like a laser beam,
And there's never been a corner Onyx hasn't seen.
No, there's never been a corner Onyx hasn't seen.
After a Cookie Monster Sesame Street song:
G is for Grover, that's good enough for me
G is for Grover, that's good enough for me
G is for Grover, that's good enough for me
Oh, Grover, Grover, Grover starts with G
Then there's... (one verse of many)
Everybody knows I love my Groves
Everybody knows I love my Groves
I love my nails, my knees
My neck and my nose
But everybody knows I love my Groves!
Can you see a trend here? :-) (one verse of many)
You put your right paw in,
You put your right paw out;
You put your right paw in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Loki-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about! (hey!)
Then there is:
The wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is Satinkers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their tails are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Full of fun, fun, fun.
But the most wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is you're my onlyest one!
(Still working on a song for Cherry...tho I suspect I'll soon
be apologizing to Neil Diamond.)
To the tune of "Much Is That Doggie In The Window?":
(chorus:) Now who put that poopie in the corner?
The one with the dribbley-pee trail
Now who put that poopie in the corner?
I do hope that poopie's not stale.
I must take a trip to my job now
And leave my poor ferrets alone :/
With their friends they won't be so lonesome
And soon I'll hurry back home!
(chorus)
I read in the papers there are some folks
Who set their ferrets loose in the park :(
My darlings have a warm loving home
And my toesies to nibble in the dark!
I don't want a bunny or a gerbil
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishes
I love my ferrets who dance in my heart.
(chorus)
Lastly, w/apologies to Bing Crosby--
Ev'ry time it rains, it rains ferrets from Heaven
Don'tcha know each cloud contains ferrets from Heaven?
You'll find your fortune fallin' all over town
Be sure that your umbrella Is upside down
Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love, you must have showers
So when you hear it thunder Don't run under a tree
There'll be ferrets from Heaven for you and me
--A thoroughly blushing Megan, plus Grover, Onyx, Loki, Satinka & Cherry
[Posted in FML issue 2581]
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