Okay, I won't mention any names, but a certain ferret (and Sebastian wants
us all to know it was NOT him) got a little carried away while observing
male urination rituals.  Let's just say, he decided to go swimming and
needed a bath rrreeeaaaallllll quick.  New rule in our house--do not let
Mortim..er, um, any large ferrets watch while you pee.  I repeat, no ferrets
in the bathroom!
 
-Catherine
and Sebastian "I'm busting agent Mortimer down to corporal"
and Mortimer "How do you use this thing?  It's got no corners."
[Posted in FML issue 1511]