Hey All!

Last year I wrote a little poem called "My Ferret's Getting Fat"
It went like this..........

My Ferret's Getting Fat!

I thought the day would never come,
I thought I'd ne're hear that.
My vet said "he's a healthy boy,
but your boy's getting FAT!"

I give him gravy night and day,
I let him have his fill.
Although he has a lot to eat,
he wants more even still.

So I must cut his gravy back,
and give him not so much.
Again I'll feel his rock hard abs,
and muscles to the touch.

I'm sorry I did this to him,
so sorry I did that!
I never want to hear again,
My ferret's getting FAT!

Well, I got this silly bug in my head about and started goofing around
with it and turned it into a rap! This below is what happened!~ I hope
you like it!!

Sue


Your Ferts, Dey Gett-in Fat

I took my ferts to da vet one day
to see where dey was at
Doc Potts say "Dey be healthy boys,
But dem boys gett-in fat"

I give dem gravy night and day
I lets dem have dere fill
Aldough dey have a lots to eat
Dey want more even still.

So I hasta cut dere gravy back
And gives dem not so much
Again I'll feel dem rock hard abs
And muscles to da touch

I'm sorry I did dis to dem
So sorry I did dat
I never want to hear again
Your ferts, dey gett-in fat!

Rap Version
Your Ferret's Getting Fat!
S.Pyron
7/17/14

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