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Tue, 26 Sep 2006 13:28:25 -0700
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HA! I knew that would get your attention Robin!
 
I have heard rumors that you are breeding super ferrets.  No one orders
bolts of lime-green Speedo material!  It gave you away.  How many Super
Tonks super-hero operatives have you bred now?  Are they the new
commandos for the FLO?  Is Alex a human operative (she did leave your
name off the Flame List--very suspicious!)
 
Why do I hear whooshing noises going by my ears when I go outside at
night?  Are they the new Super-Commandos out for test flights?  Do they
have to earn those lime-Speedos?  I think I am beginning to understand
how Super Tonks can be in more than one place at a time (across the US
at that).
 
Why do ferrets really fall asleep on you?  Was it Wolfy that said you
bore them to death?  But I know you are actually hypnotizing them.  So
you give they hypnotic suggestions like telling them they are super
heroes and that they can fly!
 
Admit it!!!  All the secretcy, all the pointing fingers at others, all
the "Huh, who me?" Yeah!  the Fert is out-of-the-bag now!
 
We even know what you are hiding under your charmer turban--power-food!
Well, Missy!  We are ALL watching you now!
 
Deva
[Posted in FML issue 5378]

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