I have to publicly announce this so that I can be on the road to
recovery.  I, General Kaos, have a drinking problem.  I have had this
drinking problem for more than 4 years, and it is time for me to admit
to myself and others and hope for a cure.
 
I cannot drink out of a water bottle.  No, no, never.  Just isn't my
thing.  Instead, I must have a bowl of ice.  Every day the bowl of ice
in my cage and a big oil drip pan of ice on the floor.  I cannot just
sip the water.  I must place my front legs in the water/ice, dig a few
times, then snort the water up my nose just to blow it out on the floor
and drink it from there.  I have done this all my life.  It grosses out
my human caretaker.  But I must do it.  Anyone that has any advice on
curing my drinking problem can email my human caretaker, I am sure she
will gladly appreciate it.
 
There.  My problem is public.  Maybe there is help after all......
 
--
General Kaos-master to all!!!!
The Fearless FLO!
http://www.geocities.com/vlh1
Taylor, General Kaos and Earnhardt
(ferret in training!)
Sadly missing Buzz,Woody,Jinx, Miss Tizzy & Ginger Snap
who will be in my heart forever.
ICQ:  11898312
[Posted in FML issue 4234]