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sukie crandall <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 23 Aug 2004 14:28:38 -0400
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We know from Todd that the fert hotrod
Opps.  Hovercraft, I mean
is loaded up with raisins
though from the gas we suspect beans
 
He's eating well and feeling swell
though captive he remains
while the secret ferret language
in making in-roads to his brains
 
Yes we are fond of our own Bond
a friend of long renown
through ether fair we meet him there
and all dish out some rounds
 
So now we rest to await the test
we know must surely come
when rescue sneaks or escape peeks
and glows like thousand suns
 
And narration still must tinkle
like little clapping bells
that introduce Bullwinkle
wrong show -- my ego swells
 
Stay tuned here fair ferret fans
and Todd's fan club as well
and Oracle worshippers
to hear the story gel
 
And I'll sum up the action
if you miss a post
I'm only repeating
While the others are the hosts.
 
Great startled lumps of ferrets
I just got a peek
at the adventures of some furries,
Riordan and Tweak
 
It's like a Fractured Fairy Tail
(Ferret puns inside my head)
Now I've got to worry
what goes on beneath that bed
 
And laugh until I'm choking
Oh, mercy on me, please
at the things they're poking
and the adventures that they tease
 
From the amplifier
and the laundry stack
or from too much digging
beware their latest hack!
 
Sukie
with apologies to the "Rocky and Bullwinkle Show" and their segment
"Fractured Fairy Tales" which will forever be among the absolutely best
cartoons ever created, stacking right up there with such treasures as
"Family Guy", "Futurama", and "South Park".  I feel like swinging in on
a jungle vine (a la George of Jungle -- thought I forgot, didn't you?)
with pizzas under my other arm to reward you all for bring such joy with
your writing there and here.  Yes, I used deodorant this morning...
[Posted in FML issue 4614]

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