I am late in
my relatin'
the narratin'.
 
Apologies.
between lungs (not sneeze)
my allergies
had me bad breathing
and really seething,
so I could not decently type or write
yesterday or 'en last night
 
So I will try today
to get out what I have to say.
 
Marie's ferts offered up a wagon
to lift Oracle's spirits saggin'
She'll add hover capabilities
AC, and heat (so she will not freeze)
and some charcoal filters, too
to remove -- you know -- PU.
 
And we'll see when this fart cart
gives new adventures to impart.
Hair of Gruber
(That's no blooper.)
and other portions of her spell
soon should have her hover well.
 
She'll have hoverwagon 2.0
and after Stitch and Lily go.
 
Once she's got adds-on of which she's fond
she'll search out Turb-oh(!) Todd "Bond".
 
I wonder if he'll first escape
If he might don Avenger's cape
He's got such class -- is never mean
with his Double O routine.
[Posted in FML issue 4621]