Hey guys!  My name is Major Burns(remember his nickname on M.A.S.H.?) I am
the proud owner of two wonderful people and two not so wonderful dalmatians
here in deep East Texas.  Like most of my kind, I have trouble finding
knowledgeable vets.  My vet loves me tons, but is unsure somewhat as to lots
of things pertaining to fuzzballs.  Anyone know a dook specialist in the
Longview, Tyler, Marshall, TX area?  Also is there a ferret shelter close
by, as I need a playmate.  I had two, but they went off to college with the
son of the people who rent from me.  I'm adopted and proud to have found the
people I adopted, but really need a furry companion.  I get to ride in the
car a lot, occasionally go out into the garage(with the door down, and
always with proper supervision), go shopping, but I've developed a bad habit
of eating dog food.  I know, I know, it's not good for me, but I just REFUSE
to eat that nice IAMS lamb and rice.  I'm afraid I may bankrupt my owner if
I don't find something that I like soon.  I'm pretty picky.  If anyone is
traveling and needs a place to stay overnight give me a shout.  I'm on the
net at [log in to unmask]  Thanks for letting a first timer join in the
fun.
[Posted in FML issue 1846]