Hello all you's fewwets (Dook!)  Dis' bein' our last post for a week or
so...we's goin' on bacation and Da can't bring da pooter wit him...so we
wanted to relaytify some mail we done gots:
 
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"Otter as the Great Spirit of its animal brethren, is the epitome of
mischievous but non-harmful fun.  He is especially powerful over water and
mud (of course).  As a near relative of the ferret, I'm sure it would be
appropriate to have Him preside over the wedding, though of course not in
corporeal form."
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Now, dat was about the reberbund to da' ceremony and stuffs...remembers...
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"Hi Rosie and Maxie,
Weez just wants to say congrashulations again on your upcomin' weddin' to
Tater and Odie.
 
Anyways, Cinnamon is reel good at stealin'...uh...we mean, *borrowing* Mom's
camera so she'd like to volunteer ta take pitchers at the weddin' ceremony.
Mom also has a videotapermachinetingy that we are sure we can *borrow*, too!
It's kinda big, but we tink dat two of us can handle it!  Tequila wood like
to volunteer to help with the guest-book ting.  She's 4 years old and can
reed and writ pretty good.
 
Take care and let us know what we can do for you girls.
Love,
Sammy, Tequila, Cinnamon and Buddy"
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Anyways, we tink dat dis' is some darn good mails and stuffs...you guys is
in charge of dat videotapermachinetingy for sures!  We sinks dat dis here
weddin' can go on Oprah Windfree or sometin' as da first fewwet weddin' in
da histories of fewwets you knows...so's if'n we's tapes it den Oprah will
shows it on her show and den all us fuzzies can sit in wittle chairs on dat
stage ting and dook up a storm while dat awdience asks's us
questions...sound like fun?
 
Well, we's twyin' weal hard to keep up wit all da mail dat comes pourin' in
so don't get disheartenated or stuff if'n you don't hear backs from us right
away...it really is hard to sort tru dis mail when it';s so funs to play in
it first!  It gets scattered all over da room and we has to sort it out
again...but den we plays in it again...oh geeesh!
 
Anyways, we done been influencized by you's fewwets on dis FML ting
again...well, yesterday when Da was seepin' on dat footon well, we done dug
up da plant-tingy and scatturd dirt all over da carpet and stuff...Ma was
mad, but Da jus' said ain't dat cute...he he he we says, good 'ol
Disneyland-Da!  He tinks we is so cutes we never gets in twouble!  he he he
 
Well, gotta go, stuff to do, gotta pack some raisens, our hammocks,
ferretone, food, wa-wa, toys, condo, and stuff for our bacation...be back
real soon...have funs!
 
Loves and dooks!
 
Rosie and Maxie
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1629]