What a fun suggestion, been reading them in Modern Ferret and wishing I'd
sent MoJo's in ... they are:
 
MoJo MoJo Ferret (ala "Forest, Forest Gump"), The MoJinator, Mr. MoJangles,
MoJo MoJo Man (sung to the tune of Macho Macho Man), MoJitsu, MoJo Potato,
Mr. MoJo Ferret (think "Mr Mojo risin" from the Doors song); Chip, Bungie
Boy, Snaggletooth (he has a chipped canine tooth); Corn Chip Boy, Frito
Ferret (sometimes smells that way); Sweetie, Sunshine.
 
Gotta love those ferrets!
-Lo
[Posted in FML issue 2395]