Hi Everyone (and you hoomans too)!  My name is Tris (short for Triskadecka,
Mom and Dad like the #13).  I am an 11 week old sable boy and everyone here
thinks I'm adorable.(Aren't all fuzzies????) Well I have to tell you about
this new toy Mom and Dad got me today!  It's called Weazel Ball and it's
great!  It's a fert lookin' guy attached to a ball that moves!  We was war
dancin' together and I dooked all over the living room!  Mom let me take him
into my room for a while and we took a nap together.  When I woke up, i let
Mom know I wanted to play.  (Amazing how fast she comes running when I
jingle my ball with the bell, I think I have her trained just right!) Mom
came in and turned on the ball and we wrestled all over my room!  I couldn't
get him to follow me up the tube into my sand box but that's ok.  Mom says
she is going tonight to get one for Footsie and Oakley, my friends in
Canada.  She found it at Kay-Bee Toys and it was $5.99, and takes 1 AA
battery.  I don't understand all that hooman lingo yet, but that's ok, cuz
it's a toy for me.  I just have to make Dad understand that now.  He plays
with my toys as much as me!
 
So to all my fuzzy friends, try using FSP (ferret subliminal persuasion) on
your hoomans so they will go find you something like this too!  I think I'll
try for one of those VW Beetles next, it looks ferret friendly and just our
size!
 
Tris (Mom,Dad has my toys again!!!!!)
[Posted in FML issue 2329]