Well, as soon as me an' the Missus heard that there may be a heavenly
body in the sky soon, we got all excited.  We headed for the old 40
acre in our trustworthy Holden Commodore.  There were a lot of snakes,
spiders, kangaroos & koalas in the way, and even a galah and echidna
or two and so I had to drive really carefully.  When we got to a place
where the gum trees and wattle bushes didn't obstruct our view we got
out and looked to the sky.  Know what we saw?  Nothin'.
 
If you have a way of contacting the stalwart aviators, could you please
relay this message:
 
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU!
 
From the Aussie Contingent of Sky Watchers.
[Posted in FML issue 5202]