Hey and Dooks to all the little fuzz-butts,
 
Thank you, thank you <bows, courtsies, bows kisses> to all of you that
appreciated my little song effort.  I do need to clarify a few things.
 
For those "dementias" and "dementites" out there, if you were not familiar
with the song Frere Jacques, it is the same tune as "Harry's Jockstrap".
An old comedy song from the 60's or 70's.  <Wind up those radios dementias
and dementites !!>
 
Secondly, regarding the verse about Dooks!  In case I had forgotten <funny,
I don't remember becoming senile> to tell the story . . . .
 
It was NOT a Petco employee that said he would let the fert go.  It was
a person who had bought him month(s) earlier that had returned him.  When
the man threatened that " ...if you don't take him, I'll get rid of him MY
way ..." the clerks took custody of the fert until they could find him a
home.
 
Since the employees know of my love for ferts, I was asked if I knew
someone who would provide a good home for him <hint!>.  He was extremely
shakey, scared, and nippy (who wouldn't be ??).  I am happy to report that
I brought him for a visit to the Petco on Sunday and he had lots of fun
PLAYING, CUDDLING, KISSING, and LOVING IT UP with the employees !!!  I take
great joy and pride in bringing my kids to the local petstores so people
can get "first hand" experience with these wonderful kritters.
 
I think there was enough flame retardant applied here.  I didn't want
anyone to think the employees of my local Petco had threatened to release
the fert.  Sorry if the message was misunderstood.
 
Prayers to the ill and those who have gone to The Bridge.  Warm hugs and
kisses to the kids.  Is this how the expressions "Feeling the warm
fuzzies..." and "got a case of the warm fuzzies" came about ?  Hmmm?
 
And "Don't forget to STAY DEMENTED !!!"
 
Kevin B and the Way Kewl Critter Crew
Featuring
~~THE~~FANTASTIC~~FUZZY~~FLURRY~~OF~~FOURTEEN~~
~Furrice~Simon~Lacey~Hershey~Sprite~Socks~Cuddles~Java~Rascal~Miss Priss~
Cinna~Racer~Muttley~Dookesbury~
Guest STAR - ~Fur-Angel Lady~
Neighborhood kids - Min-Pins Geordi , Jaida, and Spice
Missing our friends - Kimo the Sumo Cat (and Honorary Fert) and fellow
ferts ~Petey~, ~Nibbler~, ~Max~, ~Romeo~, ~Bandit~, and the other ~Romeo~
Saying "Hey!" to ~Pandora~, ~Noser~ and the rest of the Tennessee Brat
Pack !!
[Posted in FML issue 2861]