"Hi, I am SaraFerret and I am de bridgegreeter. Welcome to de Rainbow
Bridge. Here you will have no more pain or suffering.

SaraFerret was trampled and kicked off the Rainbow Bridge by the
thundering hoofbeats of the Valkuerie's stallions as they galloped
across the bridge on their way to Valhalla. And the God, Froh is
heard: his majestic voice calling out,

This bridge home will bring you,
Light but hardy of hold.
So tread undaunted
Its terrorless height!

Even the huge stallions skidded and slipped as their hoofs crushed and
ground into the hordes of dead ferrets crumpled and sliding off the
bridge, down and down into the terrorless depths the mangled ferret
bodies sank out of sight into the oblivion of dark and icy bloodied
crags.

SaraFerret's last words may have been,

You will be surrounded by lotsa friends and run on green grass forever.
Did I SaraFerret took de note and read thru it with a SIGH. Den she
sent Mimi on his way to fetch de family and she headed for de entrance.
Mimi and Alberich are two Nibelungs (Gnomes)who are found in the
mountainous district near the Rhine river, and in the subterranean
caverns of Nibelheim.

It would appear that galloping horses of the Valkueries thundering
across the rainbow bridge do not give way to the lowly ferrets under
their hooves. Apparently the rainbow bridge does not permit use by the
ferrets and the Valkuerie's steeds at the same time. This is bad news.

Edward Lipinski
Ferrets North West Foundation

[Posted in FML 6291]