Jasmine is running a summer school of bug catching for ferrets, lagging
behind in their bug skills.There is roach 101,advanced cricket 201,moth
flight school,and grasshopper kung fu.Valentine,her agent and long time
companion,wants payment up front in raisins.Room and board are included.
Meals will be caught.Jasmine runs her school like a well oiled machine,
mostly ferretone.Graduation ceremonies will be at weasel hall and all
graduates will be presented with diplomas with a bug splat seal,and
Jasmine's pawprint.There is an unconditional raisin back guarantee,if you
can get them from Valentine.Jasmine says all your fuzzy babies will be real
buggers.
 
Written by the food goddess for Valentine and Jasmine
Taz(hey,what about me?)
[Posted in FML issue 2354]