Why not beat around the bush - I have 3 ferrets and a cat.  Women are hard
to find.  I am 32.  Anybody know any single women who want to start up a
conversation?  Any single women want to start up a conversation and become
e-mail pals?
 
My oldest ferret is Shelby, a black sable.  Then comes Sandy, an albino.
Third comes Cherry, a cinnamon.  My cat is Simon.
 
I am finding it hard to convince normal people that litter areas around
your room is not disgusting.  I think I have been keeping on my weasels
and they are getting better, but they are still little poopy heads.  But
I love them and that is that.  But I am fighting an uphill battle when it
comes to having a social life.  We need a forum for pet heads!
 
Mark H.
[Posted in FML issue 3281]