Let me say now that I consider the wedding topic to be silly and dumb,
just like others, but that's not a bad thing nowadays. So, here I am
to contribute to the silliness.

Super Tonks, I wouldn't worry about the gumshoes Brannigan's
allegations. I believe you're innocent. If you can't trust a superhero,
who can you trust?

However, the charge of wardancing in front of a miner ferret should be
looked into. Contributing to the deliquency of a miner is a serious
offence - look how much they do for us by workin' in a coal mine (goin'
down, down, down...). If they were to stray from the path of the
straight and narrow, essential materials for our mighty industries
would not be available for procesing, and the very fabric of our
society would be threatened.

Still, there are mitigating circumstances. Those little lights the
miners have on their helmets make great spotlights for dancing. The
temptation must be great.

Paul (What do you *mean* check my spelling?!)

Paul E. Jamison

-- 

"Who reads, learns, lives the Ferret Way becomes keeper
of light, ennobling outer worlds from one within."
                    - a prophecy from the Ancients

[Posted in FML 5630]