The FLO branch residing here has an equal amount of male and female agents.
All FLO members use this defense against FDI and CKP mercenary lawers.
Primary mission: liberate as many snowboard boots as possible.  Mission
attempts have been thwarted by resident humans, who have placed the required
boots on top of a bookcase.  Attempts by agent Tofu to retrive boots have
failed because of repeated encounters with open treat cans.
 
Secondary mission: Retrive baseball pants from bedroom closet. Mission
attempts have been thwarted by suposedly neutral humans who do not recognize
the FLO need to liberate this crucial item.
 
This FLO sector has no resident FDI operatives.  Repeat, no FDI operatives
in this sector.  CKP activties have been slowed by liberaton of the CKP
agent's water dish and large quantities of food.  Humans have assisted the
FLO in this mission by preventing the CKP agent from attacking FLO agents.
[Posted in FML issue 1494]