Rudolph the RNR noticed the banner stretched across Khamehameha Blvd in
downtown Honolulu that read:
 
            MELE KALEKE MAKA HAOLE MAKA HIKI HOA,*
 
and from Ferrets NorthWest FNW, that same season's greeting to whomever is
currently receptive.
 
Ferrets NorthWest FNW, the only place on the planet where the 38 ferrets
here get a Weihnachten (Xmas) treats added to their LUMPS (Lipinski's
Ultimate Mustelid Porridge Soup) consisting of pickled herring bits, a few
pieces of Weiss Wuerste (German white sausage), Rum-soaked Stollen (German
fruit cake) crumbs and Schwein Fuesse Knoecheln (pig's feet knuckles).
 
And thusly we celebrate this holiday with Thanks, Gemuetlichkeit (Joy) and
good music, such as the Swiss music titled, " Beim Kuessen Kann I Net
Jodeln,'" which means, " I have a helluva time yodeling when I'm kissing. "
 
*Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
 
Edward Lipinski, Der Sprecher wem sagt: Frettchen Vergnuegen Ueber Alles!
[G] The speaker who says: Ferret Joy is supreme.
[Posted in FML issue 2535]