Hello Dere!
My name is Merlin and I know how to fly.  I would be happy to teach you how!
1. First you pick da target.  Dis is who you wanna land on.
2. Aiming at da target, make two little practice hops toward him.
3. Den GO FOR IT!  And leap into da air as high as you can towards your
   target.
4. When you land on da target you have to bite his neck/ear/etc. and don't
   let go until you are sure he knows you are dere.
5. Den he will start to play with you and you can teach him how to fly too.
   Once he learns to fly it is fun to both fly together and land on mom.
6. Mom will say "Ouch!  I've been bounced!"  Den you gotta bite her
   again cuz she likes it.
 
Tanks for reading my message everyone!  McKyle and I wish you a very
happy holiday season!
 
Happy Ferreting,
Merlin Tuvell (I teach McKyle all kindsa new tricks!)
McKyle Tuvell (Hey, I guess dis new guy ain't so bad afterall!)
[Posted in FML issue 2165]