This is from Joleen (age 9 Human) and Elric (age 3.9 Ferret, Albino...really
cute...gib...)
 
    Dear Ferret People,
 
    Elric is the cutest ferret in the MULTIVERSE.  When I play my
    recorder (flute kind of thing) he follows me around or comes
    running.  It's just like the pied piper!  He dances too!  I pick
    him up, and hug him and kiss him and he hugs and kisses back.
 
    Elric is the cutest thing in the Multiverse.
 
    Elric: Heeeelllpppp I gonna get a BAAAAATH!  (maybe I'll have
    Joleen wade in there with him, thanks for the suggestion... Mom)
 
    Where should I hide?!
 
    bye,
    Joleen and Elric
[Posted in FML issue 1559]