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Ariel White <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 25 Jun 1998 16:20:11 -0700
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Yvonne's story about Bueller and Blaze inspired me.:-)
 
You know you're a ferret lover when...
 
...you walk into the kitchen to see your plants dug up, dirt everywhere,
and you just smile because they're happy and it's so cute.
 
... your friends wonder why you let your ferrets hide your expensive summer
sandals, and you look at them blankly and reply "because they want them!"
 
...you get out of bed at 8:30 on Saturday morning to let the ferrets out,
give them their treats, refill their food dish, open the balcony door to
the sandbox, and don't think once that you could've slept in.
 
...you remove all the legs of your couch rather than removing the ferret.
 
...there are more ferret towels in the closet than hooman ones.. and they
get washed more! (but, hey, mine still do get washed!)
 
Ariel and her funny fesnyng
[Posted in FML issue 2351]

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