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valerie wahoski <[log in to unmask]>
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Sun, 7 Sep 2003 05:07:36 -0700
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Who do you think would win a wrestling match?  Mikey almost a 3lb alpha
male with 3 teeth, or Rosie, petite not even 1lb female with 4?
 
Well, with mikey's mouth still being sore from the tooth pull, he's only
allowed supervised play time so he doesnt hurt himself, or any other
fuzzy hurt him.
 
Rosie must have sensed a handicap, because while playing with all the
other ferrets, she slowly crept up behind mikey.  You could see the gleam
in her little eyes as she crouched down like a tiger and eyed the prey.
Mikey was like a little Gazelle, grazing on ferret food, head cocked to
one side eating with that side of the mouth.  Mikey sensed something was
terribly wrong.  He perked his head up, and his eyes met with Rosie's.
All he*l broke loose and Rosie Lept 3 feet through the air.  She Pinned
mikey down like a pin the tail on the donkey game.  He was trapped...no
where to go.  Mikey's mouth still full with food, he tried to retalliate,
but it didn't help.  He closed his eyes for a second...maybe saying his
last prayers.  Rosie chomped down on his scruff and tried dragging him
across the floor...Mikey's alligator roll was no match for her and he
broke loose and ran back to the food dish...maybe next time Rosie...
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4264]

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