1. Something a ferret likes to chew on.
   WHAT ARE THINGS THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE?
 
2. In the corner.
   WHAT IS A PILE OF POO?
 
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   WHAT ARE GOOD THINGS TO HIDE FROM MOMMY?
 
4. The Human Foot.
   WHAT IS A FREE FERRET PLAY TOY?
 
5. The Death Stare!
   WHAT IS MY FERRET'S WAY OF TELLING ME HE WANTS OUT NOW, RIGHT NOW,
   NO DON'T WAIT A SECOND...RIGHT THIS MOMENT?
 
6. The Oracle.
 
7. "No, that's mine!"
   WHAT DO FERRET OWNERS SAY AS THEIR FUZZY FRIEND RUNS AWAY?
 
8. Under the couch.
   WHAT WAS ROGUE'S HIDEY HOLE?
 
9. "Because I can!"
    WHAT IS THE FERRET MOTTO?
 
10. The Wall.
    WHAT IS A GOOD TARGET FOR POO?  (The wall in the corner...)
[Posted in FML issue 4043]