Hey, ebbreybody!  Is da Dodge!!!
 
Hey, Pixie!!  It soundin' wike you fixeded dat Chitterbox, huh?  hee hee
hee  You cwayze ferret, too, huh Pixie?  Dat's wy me lubs you.
 
Me so happee dat momma 'cided ta wet me back on da pooter.  Is beened
long times, huh?
 
Wen da girls n WokStar founded out dat me was gunna gets on da pooter, dey
tolded me ta tell alla da peeples n alla da ferret ta habs HAPPY HOLLYDAYS
n ta be sweet ta each udder in da noo yeer!!!
 
Well, me's binned hopin' dat ebbreybody is dooin otay.  Me seened momma
cwyin sumtimes wen she finded out dat summa da babees goed to da Bridge.
Me tolded momma "Don' cwy, momma; dey is in a happee pwayce n dey is
waitin' fer da hoomans." Da Dodge no's dat momma is sad for da babies n da
hoomans n dat momma don' wan's us me or da girls or da WokStar ta go to da
Bridge nebber.  But sumday we's dunna go n me don' wans momma ta cwy den,
needer.  Wen momma is sad, da Dodge jus wan'sa gibbes her kissies...
 
ENNEYWAY... me's dunna tells u bouts wat we's bin dooin here:
 
DEXTER a/k/a DEXIE - Dexie dunned gotted ober da ECE stuff n her is almoss
back ta her beeuteeful plumpness.  Da Dex nebber was berry big, her is wut
mommma calls "pateek" or sumfin wike dat.  Dex dunned wost enuf wait dat
hers can sneek unner da bedwoom door n go into udder pwayces dat we can't
go!  Not eben da baby WokStar can fit unner dair!!
 
COCOA - Da Co' gotted into da bafwoom yesserday n momma diddn' no it until
her hearded some fings fall.  Mefinks dat da Co' ain't too good at bein'
sneeky... Wen momma gotted to da bafroom da Co was jus jumpin' down offa da
sink, to da toidet, to da floor.  Her hadded a toofbrush in hers teef!!!!
Da Co maybee wansa bwush hers teefs!!
 
Momma weaneded ober ta takes da toofbrush outta da Co's mouf & da Co was
HISSIN at momma wif her moufs open holdin da toofbrush!  Momma was waffin n
easy-easy takeded it away frum da Co.  DEN da Co bounced away a few steps,
den turned & wookeded at momma, den HISSED AT HER AGIN!!!  Momma tolded da
Co dat she was sorry n da Co wunned away to fine sumfin else ta pway wif!
Silly Co.
 
MOJO a/k/a MOMO - da Mo, her is still way to skinnee.  Momma dunna taked
her to da Bet's office tomorrow ta see wat she can gib da Mo ta makes her
body happee n fluffee agin.  Da Mo gits tired easy now & win momma wets us
out to pway, da Mo is always da firs wun bak to da cage to way down.  Poor
MoMo.  Cocoa was gibbin da Mo's ears kissies tonite, so eben da Co no's dat
da Mo ain't feelin's too good.
 
DODGER a/k/a DA DODGE!!!!  - woo hooooo!  Dat's me!  Me is such da cwayze
ferret!  Me finded a nice, warm hideyhole in da back of da friggerater n
momma hassa wook all ober da house fer me.  heeheehee Momma says, "'Meere,
Dodge!!  'Meere, Beeg Boyeee!" But me don's ansser momma...me be berry
berry quiiiieeeet.
 
De udder nite me was in da hideyhole n me hads a itch.  Not a wittle
itch, me means a ITCH!!  Me skwatcheded it n wite den me heared momma say,
"Dodge!  I know where you are!  You'd better come out of therrrrrre!"
D'OH!!!  How did momma no dat?!?!  Her pulleded da friggerater 'way frum
da wall n so me jus gibbeded up.  Me was founded.
 
ROCKSTAR - da baby is SO HYPER!!!!  Hims runs n runs n pways n pways!  Hims
jumpses on alla us n hims don't nebber gets tired!  Sumtimes momma feels
sorry fer us cuz da baby be chewin on us n pouncin on us n gwabbin us wifs
his teefs..  momma will sees us wunnin frum da baby n her scoopeses us up
weally FASS!  Da baby wuns wite pass momma den hims stops.  hims turns
around.  hims can't fine us!  heehee Hims gets dis wook on hims face wike
"which way did dey go?"
 
Hims a good boy, doe.  Hims jus happee to habs a familee now, mefinks.
Hims gotted takeded 'way frum hims familee in dat yukky ol pet store but
hims diddn' no dat hims was gunna habs a hole NEW familee!!  We lubs 'im.
 
Well, me dunned wrytted enuf mefinks.  To alla da sweet peeples n da sweet
fuzzies on da FML... ME LUBBS U!!  Fanks so much fer alla da nice werds n
da wetters n stuff... Momma says dat we here is all berry lucky ta hab
frens wike alla yous... We wishes you LOTS of happiness, dooks, kissies,
raisins, n all good fings to come your way ALL DA TIMES!
 
Yer fren,
 
da Dodge
 
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Happy Holidays to **All** with LOVE from Melissa, Mykah & the ferrets:
   Dexter, Cocoa, MoJo, Dodger & RockStar  >^v^<-,--------,''''''
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[Posted in FML issue 2534]