Laura Young wrote:
And am I just really, really crazy or do any of you find yourselves putting
the word ferret, your ferrets names or activities into songs?
 
I have several songs I sing to my ferrets. Here are a couple of my favorites:
 
(Sung to the Tune of Rubber Ducky)
Fuzzy Butthead you're the one.
You make my life lots of fun!
Fuzzy Butthead you're my very best friend it's true!
 
OR
 
(Sung to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Oh, you Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead, I love you.
And my fuzzy fuzzy butthead,
fuzzy fuzzy butthead, loves me too.
Near, far, in a touring car on Fuzzy, Fuzzy we depend.
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy Butthead
My fine four-footed friend,
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy Butthead
My fine four-footed . . .
Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Butthead
Fuzzy Fuzzy Butthead
Fine four footed fuzzy fuzzy friend!
 
Ok, so maybe I'm a little crazy.  These songs are great hits when I do
stand-up comedy, though!
Melanee Ellis
[Posted in FML issue 1877]