He bumbles into the bathroom scratching his right cheek through his
boxers.  Bare, flat feet slap the linoleum as he enters the bathroom.
The husband bends over the sink, leans on one arm, and stares into the
mirror examining the stubble on his face.  Then a clickity click sound
follows as the ferret toddles behind him and into the bathroom.  Blacky
Black Bear stares up at Scott while he turns on the water and reaches
for his razor and shaving cream.  He looks down to his side to see his
little shadow, then reaches over and opens up the toilet seat.
 
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About now is when you hear the screechy whine of a nagging wife echoing
through the bedroom and bathroom.  The ferret ... unfazed ... jumps to
the rim of the toilet and momentarily poises.  Then he partakes of the
fresh, cold liquid that fills the porcelain cauldron.  The husband turns
the water up harder (and louder) and begins shaving as Wolfy yells.
Occasionally, he looks down to his side to smile at his little companion,
rinses his razor, and continues on.  His belly hangs over the sink and
tiny droplets of water that have splashed up from the sink gather in his
tummy hairs that have migrated from his head.  The two simultaneously
drink and shave at the same time.  Then they pause, look at each other,
and smile at the same time.  The man finishes up by rinsing his face, and
clatters the razor and shaving cream can around trying to situate them on
the shelf while he rubs the water off of his belly with the other hand.
The ferret takes one last drink,
 
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then eases himself down onto the floor.  And the wife enters and slaps
the snot out of the husband.
 
Wolfy
 
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Sean and Rocky Slide show
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=7222047&uid=3512225
See Sean before Rocky
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=8972718&uid=3512225
[Posted in FML issue 5176]