I'm only a ferret, as you can see.
It's so much fun, when you chase after me.
 
I'm only a ferret, you know it's true.
I like running around and dancing with you.
 
I'm only a ferret, all fuzzy and cute.
Sometimes, when I jump, I need a parachute.
 
I'm only a ferret, and now and then I'm accused.
If I make that cute face, I know I won't be refused.
 
I'm only a ferret, and occasionally I blow it.
I'm yours and you're mine, surely you know it.
 
I'm only a ferret, the pet smart folks prefer.
Some say I'm love and joy wrapped in fur.
 
I'm only a ferret, and I was from the start.
Though I steal your socks, I really stole your heart.
 
Sandy and the five heart stealers
[Posted in FML issue 3448]