This is to answer Laura's question about the ferret sighting.
 
I think it is an opossum.  And he is sleeping upside down in a tree over a
road.  He is woken up by what looks like a Hostess twinkie coming toward
him , when in reality it is the top of a truck.  After he gets hit in the
head, he spins around the tree branch a few times, and says "Hey, Where's
the cream filling".
 
There is also another commercial where a raccoon looks up in the sky and
thinks a twinkie is falling toward him, when in reality it is a snow
boarder who lands on him.  The raccoon then says "Hey, Where's the cream
filling"
 
Hope this helps clear up the confusion.
 
June
[Posted in FML issue 2933]