Hello FML'ers,
 
After a week in Orlando, I couldn't wait to get back and see Scoots & 'Kita.
I spent a week in Florida (suffering for my company) at an American Chemical
Society meeting while the two girls partied at my ex-girlfriends place.  I
really didn't realize how much I would miss then until I found myself at a
pet store in Orlando looking at a group of five-or-so ferrets jumping up at
me wanting to be held.  I think ferret math may have set in if would have
had a way to get them back to MN.  Meanwhile, I found out that the two
"Destroyers" had gotten under the door at my ex-girlfriends place where she
had put all of her plants and dug them out onto her carpet.  ( As a great
cartoon character once said "D'OH")
 
Two quick questions; Do any of you have ferrets that love to attack the
vacuum cleaner as it's running?  Scoots is the most mild-mannered fert until
I start up the vacuum then she attacks it with glee.  She sticks her nose
into the end of the hose then jumps around and bites at it (repeat repeat
repeat...) 'Kita, usually the wild one, goes to hide under the bed.
Secondly, I was wondering if any of you abroad use ferrets and falcons to
hunt?  My friend is into falconry and has a red-tailed hawk.  He heard
rumors that some in England and such use a combination of the two for
hunting and my friend and I were curious if this is true.  (I think hunting
w/ ferts is illegal here in the U.S.A. isn't it?)
 
Regards,
 
Phil Heppner &
The "Dooks" of Hazard
[Posted in FML issue 1683]