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>Subject: Upset over "The Great Gravy Adventure"
>Of everything I have read on the FML over the years, the only thing
>that I am deeply offended by was written yesterday.  In my opinion, we
>should never allow writings like the great gravy adventure on this
>list: NEVER
 
**ME** You ARE kidding right???**
 
>It is not O.K. to steal.  It is not O.K. to kidnap another persons
>animal.  It is not O.K. to murder that living being, or attempt to murder
>that warm blooded entity.  It is not O.K. that the terrified animal is
>alone and probably injured and starving right now.
 
**ME** Hello?? This is a joke...you do know that right??**
 
>This animal has feelings and thoughts.  To show such a lack of compassion
>for another living being and commit this act of cruelty is as I understand
>it a felony.  If it is not-it should be.  To steal is against the law.
>People who steal animals and kill them are scary people -real scary
>people.
 
**ME** No.  This animal does NOT have feelings because this animal does
NOT exist!  "The Great Gravy Adventure" was just a made up story with made
up animals and characters....it was quite funny. :)**
 
>The person writing The Great Gravy Adventure shows no remorse.  This is
>all humorous.  There are no apologies or asking for forgiveness and no
>guilt or sorrow.  This person wants us to laugh at what he has done.
 
**ME** No conscience needed...no apologizes necessary...no remorse
required.  No guilt needs felt...no forgiveness needs pleaded for..
this was just all too funny and I personally forgive Limejello for all
of it. :)  Two thumbs up for Limejello....Here Here!**
 
>He does not have a conscience that tells him that what he has done is a
>sin and against the law.
 
**ME** No sins or law breaking as far as I can see. <Big Ass Grin>  I think
Limejello went about it in all the RIGHT ways.  Good Job Limejello! :)  I
can only hope that my attempt to make the gravy can be as exciting and as
bloody as Limejello's attempt!  hehehehe**
 
>I have three children and a young adult that read this list.  I told
>people at church with ferrets about this list.  If this list is now
>allowed to brag and laugh about theft, and injuring animals
 
**ME** Yeah??  And they are all probably laughing their asses off right
now. :)**
 
>I will be sure to tell everyone I know and meet with ferrets never to
>read this list.
 
**ME** Well that would be a shame because they will all be missing out on
a lot of very important ferret info and a lot of good laughs.**
 
>I had a chicken and rooster as pets.  They knew their names, and ran to
>see me.  They ate grain from my hands.  I held them, pet them, and talked
>to them.  I loved them.
 
**ME** Well now, that is sweet.  I'll bet they loved you too. :)  The fact
still remains that a trillion people all over the world eat a trillion
chickens for supper several times a month.  This is life it seems.  I
personally serve chicken once or twice a week for dinner and if I can eat
it then I see no harm in letting my ferrets have a piece of the good stuff
by making Bob Church's Chicken Gravy. :) <Evil Grinning>**
 
>For all anyone knows, the farmers wife raised that chick from a baby
>like I did.  She may have loved it.
 
**ME** This may be true I grant you, but then again maybe the farmers wife
is tired of getting chased around by a bunch of chickens every time she
steps outside to check the mail.  Maybe she is tired of all the chicken
shit everywhere she steps.  Maybe just maybe she is tired of walking to the
car and slipping on a big poop mound and falling on her ass.  Maybe she is
tired of feeding and cleaning out the chicken coops.  Maybe she is saying a
special thanks under her breath to Limejello for taking that chicken which
is now one less for her to deal with.  <Big Grin> Maybe she is wishing
right now that Limejello would have taken her husband instead!  :)**
 
>What if it was a ferret stolen from YOU to feed a pet wolf in Montana,
>and some guy was writing about what a hard time it was to catch the smelly
>weasel to slit its throat after he had stolen it from your house after
>doing an odd job for you?  That would not get on here would it??>>
 
**ME**Actually it would get on here and on the news channels all over the
world because I would hunt that guy down and personally blow off his head
if he messed with one of my fuzzy wuzzies!! :)**
 
>Am I missing something here??  Is there something I am not understanding?
 
**ME** DUH!  You bet.  Yep.  Your missing it all.  Hello??  Is there anyone
out there??  Wake up!  Hello???  Lisette...are you here??  Earth to
Lisette!  <Big Laughing Evil Grin>**
 
**ME** Just kidding....no offense please.  :) :) :) :) :)   How could I
resist though?? :)**
 
Michelle & The Big Turd Herd (missing and loving Sweet Pea)
[Posted in FML issue 2749]