I need to know...  With deepest apologies to Marc Anthony
 
I saw you run under the bureau there
I think I saw you drag my car keys there
I must admit that's what I need right now
Can't drive to work unless I have them now
 
*Oh, it it's true don't leave me on my own out here
Wondering if I'm ever going to find them there
Tell me where my keys are cuz I need to know
Fert you gotta tell me where my keys did go
 
** Cuz I need to know
I need to know
Tell me little ferret cuz I need to know
I need to know
I need to know
Tell me little ferret cuz I need to know
 
My gloves and cell are also missing too
These disappearances are caused by you
Please give them back, this is my final plea
The only thing's I need you here with me.
 
[Repeat * , **] ... till fade
[Posted in FML issue 4059]