Hi everyone...I am glad that I am not alone...I have stepped on a ferret
before, luckily with no injuries.  I always look where I sit, and where I
walk.  A few days ago, I got in a fight with a plastic carpet runner---
wrong side up, (it was cleaning day)--trying not to step on Abbygayle who
thought my feet were playing a game with her....I missed the ferret, and
the floor, and landed face down on the carpet runner...I have a very
interesting pattern on my left leg from knee to toes (blood and all--I was
wearing shorts)  Then nursing my wounds, I ploped down on the couch only
to feel a lump...needless to say I popped up off the couch expecting to
see a fuzzy there but just the remote...there goes a couple years off the
heart...I felt like all 3 of the 3 Stooges :-)  thank goodness no one saw!
and you are all sworn to secrecy!!!!  :-)
 
Pam and Abbygayle, Carrot, Emmy Mischief, Ruby and Skippy
[Posted in FML issue 3455]