You know you love your ferrets when......

your water glass is also a face wash and a snorkle tester

all your corners have piddle pads and you don't care if anyone sees

your ferrets kiss you on the lips as much as your spouse or significant
other

you have gotten on the floor to blow off hot soup or spoon fed a
spoiled one....

you have fully learned the fuzzy shuffle while accompanied by several
dance partners at the same time and despite all that, someone still
manages to get into the pantry.

you plan your day around play time for fuzzies

you give up solitude in the bathroom for a bit of seated chaos that
may or may not include ferrets in your pants

you know that the proper place for the remote is under the left side
of the sofa along with your wallet, keys, a candy wrapper and several
assorted bottles carefully "shopped" from the recycle bin

It's not just a cabinet, but cover for stealth flying squirrels and toe
nipping and your kitchen cabinets have child locks when the youngest
hoomin is 15 in the household.

You have been bitten, peed on, pooped on, gone in debt or lost sleep
and yet you still believe you will always be owned by ferrets

if one little kiss can melt your heart and turn you into a big sappy
hoomin right after the little stinker poops in your favorite shoe
(yes....it can happen....I know of a masterful pooper)

best of all, their happy dance makes you happy dance....

Did I miss any?

Cindy and the slightly Used gang
Ollie, Lollie, Dobbin, Zoe, Isadora(ble), Ham, Cheese, Martin, Chepe',
and Taz

[Posted in FML 7314]