As sung by Bob C's Ferrets:
 
On the 1st day of Business my owner gave to me...
 
1. A litter box a ferret wouldn't touch
2. Two stinky shoes
3. Three open drawers
4. Four dryer tubes
5. Five squeaky toys
6. Six holes for hiding
7. Seven mice for eating
8. Eight legs for climbing
9. Nine doors for sneaking
10. Ten toes for nipping
11. Eleven balls for chasing
12. Twelve plants for digging
 
As sung by Bob C:
 
On the 1st day of ferrets my business gave to me...
 
1. A litter box filled with poo-pee
2. Two holey socks
3. Three pee puddles
4. Four brown stains
5. Five stolen things
6. Six kits a sleeping
7. Seven ferts a dooking
8. Eight hobs a wrestling
9. Nine jills a dancing
10. Ten nippers nipping
11. Eleven sprayers spraying
12. Twelve diggers digging
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS for those that do, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS for those that
don't!
 
Bob C, Elizabeth and 20 Mo' Ferretity Singers
[Posted in FML issue 2535]