>How many ferrets does it take to dig completely through a four pack of
>double roll toilet paper?  Every ferret owner knows..... only one (-: Of
>course you also need the ferret owner dumb enough to leave the shopping
>bag on the floor.
 
Actually, in our house it just takes one teleporting ferret who can open
cabinet doors.  Rascal, Trixie, Daphne, Precious and Princess are the
experts ;).
[Posted in FML issue 4080]