Periodically there are references on the FML to ferrets teleporting or
levitating.  My husband came across the following warning labels during one
of his treks through the internet.
 
"A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels" by Susan Hewitt
and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 36,
No 1.
 
"Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible
for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This
Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving."
 
or
 
"Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a
Process Known as 'Tunneling,' This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from
Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe,
Including Your Neighbor's Domicile.  The Manufacturer Will Not Be
Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result."
 
Sounds like these were written with ferrets in mind. ;)
 
Jan M. Lovell - Secretary
Georgia Domestic Ferret Association, Inc. - Founded in 1989
Dedicated to a Better Life for Domestic Ferrets Through Knowledge and
Understanding
 
BTW - Plans for the Ferret Show V on October 12 are in full swing.  E-mail
me with name, address and phone # for the show info if you'd like to attend.
[Posted in FML issue 1667]