Well, It has happened again... I awoke to a strange noise coming from the
fuzzy room, kinda sounded like a drum roll, I went to investigate and found
a run way with spot light in the middle of the floor, Selkie was gliding
down the center and Loki (apparently the MC) was describing the beautiful
smock she had donned cleverly made out of shredded newspaper and bits of
fleece hammock lining.  Well, of course, I was shocked and speechless, so
I just watched in amazement (and maybe a little bit of terror) as our huge
boy Autolycus sauntered out singing this:
 
*
I'm too fuzzy for my cage, too fuzzy for my cage
So Fuzzy it hurts
And I'm too fuzzy for Isis, too fuzzy for Samson, Selkie and Loki
 
I'm a ferret you know what I mean
And I take little naps in my hammock
Yeah in my hammock yeah
I take little naps in my hammock
 
And I'm too fuzzy for your shoes, too fuzzy for your shoes
Too fuzzy to dook
 
I'm too fuzzy for the cat
Too fuzzy to go flat
Too fuzzy for a bath
Whatcha think about that
*
 
Well, I didn't know what to think about that but I do know that I am taking
away their Weird Al CD collection for awhile, this is getting a little
strange.
 
Jenny (ferret slave), Loki, Samson, Autolycus, Selkie, Isis, and Pixel the
amazing ferret dog
 
>I found this tagline in the ferret's stash<
[Posted in FML issue 2972]