Ferret earmuffs!  Yes, that's right, folks: YOUR ferrets can be put to
practical use and earn their keep!  But HOW?  you ask?  My ferrets are only
good for chasing my cat around the room!  Well, here's how - hold onto your
seat!
 
Mustelid Mania's clever developers and craftsmen have devised a brilliant
scheme - a strap with two medium-sized hammocks on either end.  You simply
lay the strap across your head, fasten it with the convenient clips
(provided for a minute extra sum) to your favorite hat, and put two of your
sleepiest ferrets into the hammocks.  Sure, you'll look like an exaggerated
Princess Leia, but BOY HOWDY, will your ears be warm!  Your ferrets get to
sleep next to mom/dad, and your ears are protected against the elements.
 
Hammocks (and this offer) are made out of colorful "fleece," guaranteed to
keep your snoozing ferrets snuggly warm.  Only $49.95 - a small price to pay
for a big fashion statement!  Order today!
 
Mustelid Mania (tm)
 
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      Melissa Litwicki                              "Is it ... atomic?"
      [log in to unmask]                             "Yes! VERY atomic!"
[Posted in FML issue 1746]