Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled toilet paper expanders...
 
"How is it that two ferrets can take a single roll of toilet paper that
typically fits inside an area of only a few square inches, and expand it
to fill an entire room???"
 
OK, here are my ferrets' favorite toys:
 
Ferret:                    Favorite Toy:
 
Jessica                    Cardboard boxes
Ghost                      Plastic bags
New Kid #1                 Anything new
New Kid #2                 Mini-Kong
Rhun                       Stuffed Alligator, tubes
Bump                       Books, papers, etc., tubes
Chewy                      Anything that runs, tubes
Hershey                    Partially crushed 2-liter bottles
Add-A-Kiss                 Anything in a box, balls
Spazzie                    Balls, bags, tubes, cat toys
Dancer                     Tubes and bags
 
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Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4617]