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Alexandra Sargent-Colburn <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 8 Jun 2009 00:54:02 +0000
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Dear Ferret Folks-

Little Caff-Pow is three months old this week, and something um...
well...How to say it? It should be easy, I am completely tactless
and everybody knows it....

OK. Let's just go for it. Caff-Pow has tiny little nads, now. They
showed up this week. Little nads shaped like tiny peas, covered in soft
gray fur. I understand that they will get bigger, but regardless of
their ultimate configuration I know their fate.

Caff-Pow, bud...you have three months, ninety more days to enjoy those.
After that the only way you will be able to keep them is if the vet
sends them home in a jar with you.

Is it the little nads that make you such a *maniac*, little buddy? Is
that why you defy gravity and drag Todd around and terrify the cat? I
think that you could make noise in space. Is that why tonight when I
was on the throne you had the, well, the *nads* to leap into my *lap*?
I was displeased, strongly displeased, young sir. Over the last decade
I have become used to sharing my toilet habits with weasels against
my will. (They should make bathroom doors out of that stuff they make
avation "Black Boxes" out of!) But NO Ferret has ever done THAT before.

(Shudder...!...)

I sat there (helpless) and saw Caff-Pow ready himself for the leap up
to my lap. He sailed through the air like a little five-pointed star
fish, four limbs and a tail, pink mouth open to display fangage. And he
had such a happy look on his little possum face when he landed the leap
sucessfully. His whole demeanour radiated joy, health, and vitality.

Treasure those moments, little buddy. The clock is ticking.

Alexandra in MA

Todd: "Snicker-snicker-snicker!" 
Caff-Pow: "Whu?..." 

[P.S.]
While I was typing my longer post I heard a strange noise. *Someone*
was using the toilet bowl for his own personal Jacuzzi. I've had ONE
whole hob in my life. *One* He is the only ferret I have ever had
that mistook himself for a toilet brush. He has problems with the
whole "Seat Up/Seat Down" conflict, too. Ninety days and counting.

Alexandra in MA 

Todd:<Rolling eyes> 
Caff-Pow: "Whu?" 

[Posted in FML 6357]


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