Did it..boy do I look silly, but it's all in the name of education.  No
sending this to America's Funniest Pets unless you send me the cash prize!
 
Pictures can be viewed at: http://home.interpath.net/robynn/nails.html
Works fine on both Netscape and Internet Explorer, is a bit of a slow load
because the pictures are largish to show detail a bit better.  Best viewed
at 800x600 (though I'm usually running at 1152x864 so 800x600 seems huge
to me).
 
Keep your giggles to yourself.
 
Robynn and the toothsome threesome
[Posted in FML issue 2954]